I took a moment to read the Globe and Mail this morning and came across this gem:
After analyzing 15,000 Harlequin books, neuroscientists Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam came up with a list of the top 10 most popular professions for heroes in romance novels, reports Mediabistro.com. They are: 1. Doctor, 2. Cowboy, 3. Boss, 4. Prince, 5. Rancher, 6. Knight, 7. Surgeon, 8. King, 9. Bodyguard, 10. Sheriff.
Let’s just take a look at the top five. I know they come from romance novels that are meant to help us escape the trials of everyday life but I’m just not sure these are the right kind of occupations.
- Doctor – smart, rich but never home
- Cowboy – fit, tanned but always smells like horses
- Boss – not sure about this one. Boss of whom? Is there such as thing as a generic boss? If there is, he is probably underpaid and a little on the dumpy side.
- Prince – I’m not sure that having a kingdom is all it’s cracked up to be. Good if you like attending “functions” and always fake-smiling.
- Rancher – see cowboy above except substitute cows. On the upside though, he could be the Marlborough Man.
How come you never see these titles in romance novels?
- Teacher – steady income and summers off.
- Candy Maker – creative and might have a test kitchen in your basement.
- Massage Therapist – do I really need to explain this?
- Pirate – exotic destinations and lots of gold.
I would much rather date a teacher than a cowboy but that’s just me. Maybe I need a richer fantasy life.
Our fine and brilliant friends at Google have introduced another super cool app – Goggles. No, I did not spell it wrong. It is called goggles, as in spectacles or things you look through.
Say you have a mobile phone with a camera (and don’t we all?). You hold it up to an object and take a picture. Google instantly identifies the object and provides links to sites where you can get information about it.
So, for example, you could hold it up to the CN Tower, click the image and get info on the history, the height of it and even buy tickets on line. You can do this also with books, office supplies, anything.
I think this could revolutionize the recruiting business. I can already see myself walking into a cocktail party and with a few clicks, knowing exactly who is in the crowd.
Click. Mechanical Engineer works at a construction company, makes 60k and based on his linkedin profile is actively looking.
Click. Marketing Specialist who blogs a lot about greening the planet and who’s consulting gig is just about up.
Click. CEO who is just about to be ousted because of a major product recall.
Click. Human Resources Manager who just learned that a whole new product development team needs to be hired.
Hoowaw! This is going to be fun!
And we have not even touched on how this will affect dating sites like match.com or bromance.org.