The other day, we were walking on Queen Street in downtown Toronto and as we passed one of the many bong shops, I noticed a sign in the window.
It said “Help Wanted. Resumes now being accepted.”
I could not help myself. I burst out laughing right in the middle of the sidewalk.
Exactly what qualities would a bong store manager be looking for in the ideal candidate?
- Able to take deep breaths with ease?
- Good at providing late nigh snacks?
- Highly attuned to fuzzy thinking?
- Comfortable serving customers without regard to personal morality.
Would previous experience be necessary? If so, how much? Would you need to attach a police rap sheet along with your transcript?
And who would you use for references? Your dealer? Your parole officer?
Would it add credibility if you belong to the Bong of the Month Club?
I wanted to go in to see if they needed help with their search. After all, it’s what I do for a living. (searching, not smoking….) but my husband convinced me that I was seriously lacking in street cred and that getting lunch was a better idea.
If anyone wants to apply, they are located here.